Deeply Superficial People started one day when SewJaboy discovered Knitta and shared it with Owl_Or_Nothing. She loved the idea and started plotting knitting projects. One day over beers, we decided to combine our arts and crafts talents into this project; because we love arts, we love crafts, and we love to share them with the world.
Strange Facts according to Owl_Or_Nothing…
On average, people fear lice more than they do outriggers!
Banging your hangnail against a wall uses 6 calories an hour.
Joe DiMaggio’s son invented tramps.
In every episode of Six Feet Under there is a baby buggy somewhere.
Many pigeons only blink one eye at a time.
The xylophone was invented by a snob.
A blue-footed booby can smear for 3 years.
Women jingle nearly twice as much as men.
Sponge Bob Square Pants comics were banned in Lithuania because he doesn’t wear a muff.
The average Twinkie has 674 neurons in it.
Strange Facts according to SewJaboy…
On average, people fear animals more than they do focal points!
Banging your perineal raphe against a wall uses 3 calories an hour.
Issac Hayes’s son invented fabrics.
In every episode of The Cosby Show there is a grommit somewhere.
Many anhingas only blink one eye at a time.
The stuffing was invented by a miscreant.
A manatee can sew for 3 years.
Women cut nearly twice as much as men.
Ignignokt comics were banned in Borneo because he doesn’t wear a mask.
The average meat has 5 pictures in it.
We want our craft graffiti to go to good homes. We create it for people to take home and enjoy. If you have adopted one of our pieces, we’d love to hear from you. You can contact us here or by e-mail.


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